Which one is your safety boob?

I feel like I`m losing out.

Left. I'm right handed

Both obviously

Left, it keep my right hand warm

Could I please write a book about you?

I believe in equal opportunity.

I prefer @Pressure's but my left will do when I'm on my own *boobs* 😌

Wish i had one to squeeze

Won't the other one feel neglected?

Should I be squeezing a boob when I'm stressed? Am I missing out?

It’s gotta be the left one

Both my balls cause me stress.

I wish I had a boob at all.

I don't have any boobs, so neither ☹

Code word alert!

False alarm people. 😐