Dedicated to Deg and Bexsy.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “You come here a lot. Are you an alcoholic?”
The horse thinks for a moment and says, “I don’t think I am.” And poof, he disappears!
Now this is where the philosophy students will giggle because they’re familiar with René Descartes’ musing “I think, therefore I am.”
I could have mentioned that earlier, but that would be putting Descartes before the horse!