How did you get this far in life without one of these?

What in the HAIL is that thing?

WAIT WAIT do not tell me! Based on how it was being used, I imagine it is a bologna folder!

You know who would LoOoOoOoOVE to have this treasure? @iamonfire696 ! :D

And look, two easy payments of $11.38!

I just wish something this useful had been around before, these are the types of inventions that will greatly alter the future.

EDIT - supposedly this was an April Fool's joke. Thing is, even LESS useful stuff is bought and sold every day. Like Chia pet.

Gee, and she showed how it worked so well, too!

This looks like a parody of a kitchen appliance!

How much bologna are you eating that you need to have a dedicated spot on your counter for this thing!

And don't forget, it needs to be oiled twice a day. Also, why can't you just fold the bologna with your hands? It's free, faster than using that contraption, and won't take up counter space.

This is absolutely precious, I'd buy it for the laughter it would provide showing it to my friends and family 🤭😁🤣🤣🤣

Do people even eat bologna? I thought that went out in the sixties lol

ROFLMAO, Of all the ridiculous gadgets I've seen, this one is just about tops on the list. The really sad part is, there are actually people who will buy this thing. LOL

the bologna folder sounds like a lame attempt at a wrestling alterego

There is four minutes of my life I`ll never get back. 🙄

There is no way that this was actual commerce! 🙃🤷🏻

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It folds [i]and[/i] sorts? 😲

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