My dad told me today he wants to hire a telephone answering service to handle the influx of phone calls he's getting from money lending places.

Sir, I have trained some 'monkey butlers' if you are interested.

Well, to be honest they are not monkeys they are my Sister in Laws Jack Russel's but I am sure they will suffice.

Just need to get their passports and ask her if it is OK I sell them.

They never are

I like your dad already. 🙂