I'm sorry, guys. It's not on you to pull me out of the darkness.

Yeah well,no man is an island ,backatcha

Aw brighten up brother. If the lights are out light a candle. If you dont have a lighter get two sticks rub them together or ask a neighbor to use their stove or walk to the gas station and ask for a book of matches. There is always a way to meet your most basic needs.

Try this one.
A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

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I hate it when people get simple sayings wrong.
I mean it's not rocket surgery

Ok, but atleast let me bring a flashlight and keep you companied.

I lit a candle u could have. It might help. 🔦

Tough shit.
You can't tell me what to do 😂

so stay there

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