There are clowns banging on my windows and running across the roof

the government is beaming holograms into my house and there are cameras in the electrical outlets.

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Iwantout · 26-30, M

You should put up tin foil that'll help

Friction · 36-40, M

Oh no, the horrors

MyNameIsHurl · 41-45, F

Are you being serious?

LordShadowfire · 46-50, MVIP

Okay, I need to know if you're serious or kidding, because you're either schizophrenic or being really silly, and it's got me worried.

MyNameIsHurl · 41-45, F

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