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I sold 50 of my old toothbrushes online to a hamster butler. Never got paid.
meggie · F
Great to clean your walking boots too
Ontheroad · M
Hahaha! Sorry but when I first glanced at your post I thought your wrote "..for hamster butts.." and I'm still laughing!
Patientlywaiting · 46-50, F
Please someone tell me what a hamster butler is? I'm automatically thinking it's a euphemism due to the depths of depravity my mind can sink to.
AndysLoft · 56-60, M
@Patientlywaiting No ma'am. It is a butler that also happens to be a hamster.
Patientlywaiting · 46-50, F
@AndysLoft that's what I feared
AndysLoft · 56-60, M
@Patientlywaiting I have a vivid imagination, it may have been a dream.
Patientlywaiting · 46-50, F
I don't know what a hamster butler would do exactly but I always save them for all those intricate jobs like cleaning in the shower door groove and inside window frames etc 😊
nonsensiclesnail · F
Is there a special school for e to pick up this hamster butler from? I could use a few dozen of the today.
AndysLoft · 56-60, M
@nonsensiclesnail Unfortunately they are heavily unionised, you would need to speak to the shop steward.
DearAmbellina2113 · 41-45, F
I use my old ones for cleaning as well. (I bleach them before and after)
AndysLoft · 56-60, M
@DearAmbellina2113 Also good for cleaning the 'welts' between the shoe upper and the sole...sorry, in my Army days.
akindheart · 61-69, F
i keep them too for grout and tight areas
SlaveEt · 36-40, F
LMBO!!
DiegoWolfe · 36-40
um.... what would a hamster butler be scrubbing?
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DiegoWolfe · 36-40
@SlaveEt I want to invest in a clutch of sugar gliders when i have spare glider funds
SlaveEt · 36-40, F
@DiegoWolfe
Oh those guys are do cute! I've never had any but they are adorable.
Oh those guys are do cute! I've never had any but they are adorable.
DiegoWolfe · 36-40
@SlaveEt they can fly to you from trees and shit, and can even sleep in your pocket when you go out
NorthernBear · 51-55, M
Hamster Butler would make a good bit on Robot Chicken
AndysLoft · 56-60, M
@NorthernBear Indeed.
meJess · F
Gerbils will be queuing up in July