Are you calm and collected? Do you faint, scream, or throw up? What if it was something serious, like a mouse running across the kitchen floor and you're in bare feet?
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@checkoutanytime I bet the first time you heard the primal scream you immediately grabbed your 357 thinking it was a human intruder. Now it is like, "(sigh) where's my house slippers?"