this actually happened...
I went out on a date once.
she was a barista at a coffee shop that I used to study at. we got acquainted, chit chatted; would have conversations with over text (after we exchanged phone numbers). I assumed I was in the "friend zone" and I was cool with that. after all, I wasn't even looking.
one day, she asks me out. (I was happy as hell!) we meet at the restaurant, look over the menu and decided we would "Dutch it out". she orders all of these appetizers and wine and shit; I'm keeping it simple on my budget thinking that she must have a lot of money for HER half. it's date, but we're not dating. we're two friends out and about, trying to make this potentially into something. this was a verbal agreement beforehand.
server brings the check, she looks at it, belches, and slides it over to me. "you got me, boo? I left my purse at home." damn. I did the shadiest thing ever. I calculated my half, took the check to one of the hostesses with a special message: "here you go, the girl at that table will cover the rest." ran to my car and just left.
not ALL women are like this, but some definitely are.
she was a barista at a coffee shop that I used to study at. we got acquainted, chit chatted; would have conversations with over text (after we exchanged phone numbers). I assumed I was in the "friend zone" and I was cool with that. after all, I wasn't even looking.
one day, she asks me out. (I was happy as hell!) we meet at the restaurant, look over the menu and decided we would "Dutch it out". she orders all of these appetizers and wine and shit; I'm keeping it simple on my budget thinking that she must have a lot of money for HER half. it's date, but we're not dating. we're two friends out and about, trying to make this potentially into something. this was a verbal agreement beforehand.
server brings the check, she looks at it, belches, and slides it over to me. "you got me, boo? I left my purse at home." damn. I did the shadiest thing ever. I calculated my half, took the check to one of the hostesses with a special message: "here you go, the girl at that table will cover the rest." ran to my car and just left.
not ALL women are like this, but some definitely are.
