@TryingtoLava give me some height

@CaptainBard just give me half of your savings

@deadgerbil do you think I’m good to quit my job and tell everyone I work with to F off??

@thepeculiarpanda eye-eye

@sstronaut best advice ever... especially after you hit 40 and the older you get, the more important this gets.

@MsSwan doh!

@Northwest can’t believe I didn’t think of that

@NerdyPotato No, it wasn't advice, it was a statement that implies that it depends on what he's going to give me for my advice.

@HootyTheNightOwl you didn't specify it depended on that, or on anything...

@NerdyPotato I stated "Depends...". That's not a product endorsement.

@empanadas Will you join me?

@CaptainBard Please note, @empanadas never said get caught while doing it.

Nor what type of eggs.

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Ice cream cakes are not as sweet as[@candy cane]