Grow taller
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@TryingtoLava give me some height
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
Invest in my pyramid scheme
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deadgerbil · 26-30, M
@CaptainBard just give me half of your savings
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@deadgerbil do you think I’m good to quit my job and tell everyone I work with to F off??
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Bang5luts · M
Yes. Thanks for asking
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
Be nice to eccentric old ladies...🧑🦳😁
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
Invest in a banana farm.
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M
Yup, stay away from gas station weed.


CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@thepeculiarpanda eye-eye
Jenny1234 · 56-60, M
if your parrot starts giving you relationship advice, Time to reevaluate the rum rations
Wiseacre · F
No, ik nothing about u..hit me with a problem and I will!
Stay active and keep your physical and mental health going well, and don't get addicted to anything
GoFish ·
maybe if you need any that i have expertise in otherwise not .. you seem fine to me ?
JohnnySpot · 56-60, M
Stay off the pipe and don't forget to wipe.
Don't take any wooden nickels.
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@MsSwan doh!
hunkalove · 70-79, M
Give up now, Bardy. You can't win.
Northwest · M
Buy low, sell high
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Northwest can’t believe I didn’t think of that
Ontheroad · M
Don't take wooden nickels.
Depends...
@NerdyPotato No, it wasn't advice, it was a statement that implies that it depends on what he's going to give me for my advice.
@HootyTheNightOwl you didn't specify it depended on that, or on anything...
@NerdyPotato I stated "Depends...". That's not a product endorsement.
HumanEarth · F
Don't lick outlets - its shocking
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Yes 😌
empanadas · 31-35, M
Throw eggs at police officers
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@empanadas Will you join me?
empanadas · 31-35, M
@CaptainBard [media=https://youtu.be/-K7fCQlUhj0]
candycane · 36-40, F
yes dont take advice from anyone on S W
JohnnySpot · 56-60, M
Ice cream cakes are not as sweet as[@candy cane]




























