Are you a wizard?

Ya callin me names now, eh? [image deleted]
What the flippin hell is a hagrid??

@Pirate: I'm not a bleating wizard, Hagrid! I'M JUST HARRY! Goddammit!

What does this even mean??? DX
Is this secret code for "I got worms?"

@Pirate: Hagriiid, you fat oaf! I'm just fucking Harry!

Hold up
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"I'm just f***ing Harry!"
That lightning forehead lookin @$$ mofo gets some of that booty and I never did???
How could you? ;-;
I thought we had something special goingggg!!!
Like, how I would come and steal ur stuff and you'd kinda just lemme take it cuz I'm a pirate :v

Even if it sucks for you, that's a special relationship, right? 😢

@Pirate: It's a special relationship alright. d:

Lol, don't sass me like this XD
Tbh though, how much of the goods do you have left? :L

@Pirate: Okay, I'll only sass when you permit and how you allow me to. .-.

785 coins, and no, you were my first. You broke my gift virginity (both ways).

@Tasmin11: Ohmergawsh, that's so cute XD
I'm just playing
(You make me feel guiltyyyyy x_x)

OOH, I guess I AM special *-*
I think I'll make you my only source from now on!

@Pirate: Source for what? And I was joking, I'll sass as much as I fell as what I am is an ass. c:

Source for dat booty *-*

And tbh, ur not an @$$ gurl v_v
Watcha talkin about?

@Pirate: I wanted to rhyme, once upon a time. cx

You can look but you can't touch, I need this booty and I don't trust you won't steal it like you steal my attention.

What attention? :v
Who're we talking about?

@Pirate: Fixed.

Fixed who? :v

@Pirate: You, now you no longer have any balls.

Srsly? ._.
How would you know?

@Pirate: Because I castrated you. (No, I was saying I fixed my previous message/comment/reply, I edited it to include a word I forget to when I typed it at first.) Also, you know fixed can mean castration, right?

How is it I stole ur attention? v_v
I'm a NINJA

@Pirate: No, you're a pirate. You just steal things, you're even worse than the common pirate. You're a thieving scoundrel.

Oh yeah?? >:v
Well ur a good two shoes. How do ya like THEM shiny apples?

@Pirate: That's right, and I'll make feet feel warm, comfy, and protect them. A person like you would steal someone's shoes from right under them. I prefer Gala apples, they aren't shiny.

Yeah tbh :v
And they're sweet too...but that's not the point!! >:L
The points is, OBVURSLY v_v
I'm the baddest of the bad and you're the goodest of the goodies
How are we gonna come together? :v

@Pirate: We don't have to come together, you can come first. c:

No, after you <_<;
I'm a gentleman...MOSTLY