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How do I get cigarettes

I figured this was a safe place to ask, since I already disclosed my other habits without hearing from the cops, so I was wondering, how do I get cigarettes? I want to start smoking, but I don't know how to go about it. Keep in mind that I'm homeschooled, so I can't bum them off the older kids.
UltraViolet · 22-25, F
Can I roll you in paper and set one end afire?
WorldAtArms2000 · 22-25, M
@UltraViolet: Shut the fuck up. I'm waiting for actual answers. Now piss off before I smoke you.
UltraViolet · 22-25, F
Are you up in arms, boy?
WorldAtArms2000 · 22-25, M
@UltraViolet: Fuck off, trollfag.
SW-User
Don't be silly, just vape if you must
SW-User
@WorldAtArms2000: I remember feeling like that when I was 16 about a guy, I thought he was the fucking universe...I look back now and he's nothing compared to what came later. I know it doesn't seem like it now but one day you'll wonder if you ever really knew what love was before.
SW-User
@WorldAtArms2000: or of course you could fuck up your life now and miss out on anything real...up to you.
WorldAtArms2000 · 22-25, M
@Kuronekko: Apples an oranges. Compared to her, that guy sucked ass. I don't know him, but I can tell you that as a fact.
cameron · 26-30, M
Do you not have older mates? If no your prob only option is to just ask someone outside the shop
WorldAtArms2000 · 22-25, M
@cameron: Well, I live in the moralfag capital of the world, so that's not an option.
cameron · 26-30, M
Lmao where's that? And theb prob your only option is to literally ask strangers to buy them for you
WorldAtArms2000 · 22-25, M
@cameron: Olympia, the City of Devils itself.
oneofthree · 100+, M
Use an ecig. There better for you and you could buy one online. Have it delivered and your parents would never know.
oneofthree · 100+, M
And cigarettes are for wasters.
WorldAtArms2000 · 22-25, M
@lilmorsie: I am a waster. I'm a short, ugly, twig-armed autist. I'm going on seventeen and I can't drive because my parents are anal faggots who've spent their entire lives putting a ball and chain on me. I'm always sick, I have no real social life, I'm in love with my best friend, and I don't even know if I can tell her about my habits because she's too close to my parents. I'm already a waster. Might as well waste in style.
oneofthree · 100+, M
And smoking in your mind is been a waster in "style" id seriously be having a look at the definition of style. Smokers are singled out. You can't smoke in public buildings. When your old enough you'd have to go outside the bar to smoke. You'll end up finding as you get older you make friends who dint smoke and dont want you smoking around them, complaining you smell of smoke. They cost alot so you have to sacrifice luxury's. Dont buy cigarets save the money and learn to drive.
SW-User
Are you crazy? They're more addictive than heroin.
WorldAtArms2000 · 22-25, M
@Peekaboo: Deal. ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з= ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) =ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿
shakenama · M
Only way to get them underage is to ask a friend.
But sadly she's right.....never made sense to me though. Paying a tobacco company to pollute your lungs.
WorldAtArms2000 · 22-25, M
@shakenama: You call it pollution, I call it numbing the agony. Plus, I just like smoking, and I obviously can't smoke weed as much as I want to, since I actually have other things happening in my life that require me to be sober, so I guess this is the next best thing.
wonderland63893 · 26-30, F
Hahaa, well then youu have to do the shameful stand by the shops ask an adult routine
gurlwatcher22 · 61-69, M
Don't start smoking cigarettes.Save that money for beer!
Goralski · 51-55, M
Go on Craigslist and trade favors fo em

 
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