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Great advice for the gentlemen

G00GLE · 22-25, M
I tried this, but it didn't work. I'm starting to think women don't want to sexual relations with random men!
DarkSideoftheMoon · 31-35, F
@G00GLE theyre gonna be foaming at the gash when they read that
G00GLE · 22-25, M
@DarkSideoftheMoon "they" being breedable femoids I hope?
I got my fedora ready! I'm a nice guy.
DarkSideoftheMoon · 31-35, F
@G00GLE well atleast someone who identifies as one
How about "I want you to sit on my face while I sing the star spangled banner."
DarkSideoftheMoon · 31-35, F
@MrBlueGuy hot drowning buffalo
@DarkSideoftheMoon Now I want hot buffalo wings -_-
DarkSideoftheMoon · 31-35, F
@MrBlueGuy do you watch the hotwings show on youtube?
DownTheStreet · 51-55, M
I wanna jet ski on boobs. Wait, I don’t think that sounds right.
DarkSideoftheMoon · 31-35, F
DownTheStreet · 51-55, M
@DarkSideoftheMoon hmm. Well. Each morning when I go in to buy my coffee I’m hoping your in line again. You always smell fresh and are friendly. That coffee shop has probably got rich off of my hope, lol.
DarkSideoftheMoon · 31-35, F
@DownTheStreet aw we got a winner here. 🏆 thats how you do it 👏
Montanaman · M
😁🙋‍♀️😎✍️
https://similarworlds.com/3221093-I-Write-Poetry-and-Short-Stories/1829791-Venus-and-Mars-This-title-I-saved-months-ago

😁🥰👍

"Define Beauty"

Beauty is...The way the wind blows your hair into your face at the start of a summer storm. The rain begins to fall gently at first, then pouring down with big droplets as big as your eyes. You smile and laugh as the downpour causes your make-up to run, you could care less, you're having too much fun. Afterwards, the storm's past- You bite your lip with a pouty frown, the bare flesh underneath your clinging wet dress visible and tempting. You... All packaged in a size thirteen, you are with out a doubt the most beautiful creature that I've ever seen.

-Montana. 😎🤠✍️
romell · 51-55, M
That's too truthful for liking of 99999999999.99999999percent women
ShiftingGears · 46-50, M
That statement brings a smile
brian29715 · 46-50, M
mrh1972 · MVIP
Can i motorboat your butt?
DarkSideoftheMoon · 31-35, F
@mrh1972 aw thanks 😊
basilfawlty89 · 31-35, M
Baby girl, I yank my crank to your buttocks every night!
DarkSideoftheMoon · 31-35, F
@basilfawlty89 that will get you a dribbling clam for sure
SW-User
I'd been searching for the right words but yeah that, except to cannibal corpse

 
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