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Why am I not a pornstar?

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Ron Jeremy could cum on command. He was incredibly proud to tell me that. Can you?
Viper · M
@SomebodyThatYouUsedToKnow you talked to him?
@Viper when I was 19 I went to his comedy bar tour. I won the contest at the end of the show. Had to deep throat a banana, fake an orgasm, and dance with another contestant. He spent the rest of the night trying to get me to go back to his hotel with him. But i was already there with 2 guys, and I knew his reputation for using the wrong door without permission.
Viper · M
@SomebodyThatYouUsedToKnow lol, wow! That's a lot lol