Help. Please.

Is it okay, nay actually ‘a prerequisite’ of some SW people to swig a veritable draught of apple cider vinegar, before they inflict verbal, trigger happy, 2nd Amendment inspired, abusive and caustic remarks against someone who might only have been speaking with a very big tongue in a very big cheek, that at least was soooo fookin obvious to even me? Calm. Please. You do actually get your points across with respectable subtlety. #justsaying. [reaches for his glass of warm milk, so calming]