What should I name my Roomba?

Apparently, it's common practice to named these stupid little robotic vacuums.
What should I name this damned thing?

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Poppies · 61-69, F

Maybe Roxie is too obvious

xixgun · M

@Poppies I was thinking "Hoover".

Poppies · 61-69, F

That’s cute, though it’s a competitor! If they still make Hoovers. @xixgun

xixgun · M

@Poppies Well, you know, J. Edgar...

xixgun · M

@Poppies (And yes, they still make Hoover vacuums)