which one of yous good at bullshitting papers
help my brain isn't working anymore
22-25
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ScabbyHeart · 46-50, M
College professors love love love it when you:
1. use complex long running sentences with big words.
2. quote back at them what they said in class.
3. Incorporate how "academia" has influenced whatever topic your writing about
4. Dont go one word over the specified word count designated by professor.
5. plagiarize and your dead. - BUT do quote and reference as many sources as you can cram into your paper. (using any sources from published professors from your University BONUS)
6. grammar check spell check grammar check spell check grammar check spell check grammar check spell check grammar check spell check grammar check spell check grammar check spell check grammar check spell check cannot do this enough.
7. Turn in paper on Time
8. crack open a beer Congrats! you just got a "C" well done
1. use complex long running sentences with big words.
2. quote back at them what they said in class.
3. Incorporate how "academia" has influenced whatever topic your writing about
4. Dont go one word over the specified word count designated by professor.
5. plagiarize and your dead. - BUT do quote and reference as many sources as you can cram into your paper. (using any sources from published professors from your University BONUS)
6. grammar check spell check grammar check spell check grammar check spell check grammar check spell check grammar check spell check grammar check spell check grammar check spell check grammar check spell check cannot do this enough.
7. Turn in paper on Time
8. crack open a beer Congrats! you just got a "C" well done
wackidywack · 22-25
@ScabbyHeart ahahah fuck, I just wanna pass this 😂
ScabbyHeart · 46-50, M
@wackidywack I know - funny most College Professors wouldn't last 1 minute in the real business world. So they kick your ass in theirs.
wackidywack · 22-25
@ScabbyHeart I still gotta kiss their asses to pass through 😔
ScabbyHeart · 46-50, M
@wackidywack lol yup thats the game! helps if you use cherry flavored chap stick - pucker up!
wackidywack · 22-25
@ScabbyHeart ahahah on it 😎💄
ScabbyHeart · 46-50, M
@wackidywack Great!
Next your gonna figure out that that $100K diploma you got in 4 years is only good for wiping your ass and presenting to some low ranking HR moron in some corporation - proving you went to "said University" and now have the minimum standard skills to be a waiter or bartender or deliver interoffice mail.
So now come the Advanced game of ass play to get your Masters and spend another $50k for that privilege which then qualifies you for an entry level job earning just under $30k ... with $150K of debt at 25 (which you cant pay off till your 40)
Life ain't it grand! Enjoy!
Next your gonna figure out that that $100K diploma you got in 4 years is only good for wiping your ass and presenting to some low ranking HR moron in some corporation - proving you went to "said University" and now have the minimum standard skills to be a waiter or bartender or deliver interoffice mail.
So now come the Advanced game of ass play to get your Masters and spend another $50k for that privilege which then qualifies you for an entry level job earning just under $30k ... with $150K of debt at 25 (which you cant pay off till your 40)
Life ain't it grand! Enjoy!
wackidywack · 22-25
@ScabbyHeart don't fucking scare me like that, I'm only asking about help on a paper 😭
ScabbyHeart · 46-50, M
@wackidywack wake up and smell the reality my comrade... there is always driving for uber/lyft (till self driving cars are perfected) or becoming a youtuber.
ScabbyHeart · 46-50, M
@wackidywack ooooooohhh thats it write a paper on being fucking scared of your life.. NICE!