If life is unfair to everybody, does that make it fair?

@UndeadPrivateer it would be FAIR as long as errbody gets one, right?

@UndeadPrivateer yes, definitely.

@SW-User And what if you only get one if you happen to fit a specific set of parameters? Say, your bank account exceeds $10,000,000?

@UndeadPrivateer well, that depends on the people 🤔
Imagine everybody has more than $10,000,000. That would be fair

@SW-User But they don't. And what if, upon reaching a certain level like $500 million in their bank account, they're allowed to have their opponents hands surgically removed. Would that be fair?

@UndeadPrivateer see, what you defined breaks the rules of fairness there :v
No way you can consider it fair

@SW-User That's life. Welcome to reality.