Tell me something positive...?

@Reject kewl :3
Whot she say, m8?

@SW-User She said "Heyy".
I said "hello to you you're very pretty!"
Then she said "look who's talking!"
😃

@Reject and then you smacked dat booty and told her "Geet out mah house yew dinkleburger thieving marauder!"

Right?

@SW-User 😂 I didn't. Is that supposed to be the manly thing to do?

@Reject yeah >:v
Cuz peeps that compliment you are suckering you to be robbed! It's pirate law #489,673!

@SW-User Aye, ye have a point there... ah, what be yer pirate name lad?

@Reject I be Piratebeard v_v
Cuz like.... I'm a regular dood. I'm just a pirate with beard as my last name because it's regular to have beard as your suffix in the name tbh breh

Why ask?

@SW-User So I know what to call ye Piratebeard! I be Stormlung, for reasons ye can probably already guess. Arrgh. cx

@Reject cuz ya like [@Sturmfrei] v_v

@SW-User No! Lol. I did, but she made it clear how she felt. That similar name is just a coincidence I swear! 😅

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Keep going. I hear you, boi

So does @SW-User
Talking like she ain't got the hots for yoh fays, boi

@SW-User She doesn't Piratebeard! She likes that luckingfdiot guy I think. 😄

@Reject [image deleted]That guy????

Tbh, I dunno who that guy is because I just wanna be dramatic v_v

But oh well. We'll see

@SW-User He's some pretty sonthern boy, lol. A lot of girls like him. :) I'm surprised you haven't seen him on here yet!

@Reject I dunno and I don't care about peeps here breh :V
I gots me a computer science and physics exam on the same day, so no way in hell do I gots me time to search for southern men on SW. And especially PRETTY ones -.-
Is he weird or likes men?

@SW-User Fair enough. You have the right priorities! He's... pretty normal actually. Does a lot of guys things like sports and enjoys cars. 🤔

@Reject sports and cars??? :v
Breuh, say no more. Imma have to see what he's all about if I meet him

@SW-User I hope you do! He's not a mean guy or anything. He's pretty chill. There was one picture where he was holding a little alligator! 😱 It was so cute!

@Reject alligators don't rest well with me >_>

@SW-User You have to admit it's pretty manly to handle them though!

@Reject True :v
I'll be seeing Nile crocodiles in person in a month or so

@SW-User That sounds awesome! o: Tell them I said hi!

@Reject I'll be wrestling those weenies

@SW-User What the whaaat??? Why am i seeing my name in thiiisss 👀👀👀👀👀👀

@SW-User cuz I just wanted to involve you for no reason just to mess with Sterling *___*
Help me mess with him