I wanna get shot

There's plenty of places around the world where you can get shot which is frankly quite sad, thankfully I live in Britain and I appreciate my freedom everyday of my life

Well... it is easy, walk up to a police officer and start kicking their car, when they walk up to you, tell them you will murder them and draw a knife from your pocket. He or she will promptly pull out their gun, and tell you to drop the knife. But, suprise suprise, you dont actually do that, instead you point it toward them, and approach very slowly but steadily. A few steps later, you are most likely shot or soon to receive a death sentence, if you get the second option, try to opt for the firing squad so you can fullfill your dream

.....Why?

Driving while black gets the job done straight these days...sadly

Not sad enough, sadpicasso.