Can you give me some really bad advice? Just for the LOLZ

ChikkChristy · 22-25, F

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back :) I could keep these going all night. lol

LucyFuhr · 56-60, F

The next time you see a large dog barking ferociously, say, "Here puppy, puppy, puppy!" and try to calm it with a hug and kiss.

sleepless · 31-35, M

eat ketchup and ice cream

ChikkChristy · 22-25, F

A computer may be able to beat you at chess, but it will never beat you at kickboxing :)

UserNameSW · 46-50, M

Contact the Nigerian Prince for your inheritance

SW-User

I can't! That's just against my nature. It actually upsets me to do so. I'm sorry.

TheCoolestCat · 31-35, M

give me all your money... ill pay you back i swear

ChikkChristy · 22-25, F

My friend just told me this one. Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil. XD

Azeen1111 · F

Go vote for Donald Trump

ChikkChristy · 22-25, F

When in doubt, mumble.

SW-User

Drink at least a pint of your own used bathwater a day.

UserNameSW · 46-50, M

Eat yellow snow

Everyone on the internet is honest. Give out your credit card number!

CheshireCatalyst · 41-45, M

Don't ever say no to a request, you'll miss out on good experiences.

ChikkChristy · 22-25, F

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining :)

NaturallyPeculiar · 26-30, F

Basically just for laughs.

nedkelly · 61-69, M

OurUserName - applauds answer take a bow

UserNameSW · 46-50, M

Lolz?

tomtracy438 · 41-45, M

Sunscreen is bad for you

LovelyGorilla · 26-30, F

hit your head against the wall , vote for trump, listen to your heart

SoulAsylum · 36-40, M

Smoke some meth before you renew your license.

nedkelly · 61-69, M

never trust a male with an erection - lol