Is Slade right that I'm a brain dead Alabamian?

This is why I hate being from Alabama and hate being an Alabamian, it's a curse to be an Alabamian, I don't wish this on anyone, it's a curse from mother nature.

https://similarworlds.com/entertainment/americas-got-talent/4924354-Is-Donald-Trump-the-latest-CULT-from-America

The life of being trapped in an Alabamian body is a curse. Life is a curse.