Are you a black hole?
Because you're extremely dense and are a fat glutton that wants everyone's attention. I love these types of jokes. Set up like a pick-up line, but it turns out to be a rejection line. xD
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DrMB
Except that black holes are often not fat; in fact they might have infinitesimal size.
TetrisGuy · 26-30, M
When I said "fat," I was just trying to avoid obfuscating the joke instead of saying "you have an immense gravitational attraction." xD
DrMB
Very good to eschew obfuscation.
rihcrissy
ima prince not blak hole
TetrisGuy · 26-30, M
Oh yuck. Get you, your horrible grammar, and your disgusting conceit off of my questions.
EmberWazowski
*everyones
TetrisGuy · 26-30, M
Bah, silly amateur Grammar Nazi! "Everyones" is NOT a word. This is the possessive form of "everyone."
davedix
no but my wifes got one