Are you a black hole?
Because you're extremely dense and are a fat glutton that wants everyone's attention. I love these types of jokes. Set up like a pick-up line, but it turns out to be a rejection line. xD
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DrMB
Except that black holes are often not fat; in fact they might have infinitesimal size.
TetrisGuy · 26-30, M
When I said "fat," I was just trying to avoid obfuscating the joke instead of saying "you have an immense gravitational attraction." xD
DrMB
Very good to eschew obfuscation.