Are you a black hole?
Because you're extremely dense and are a fat glutton that wants everyone's attention. I love these types of jokes. Set up like a pick-up line, but it turns out to be a rejection line. xD
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EmberWazowski
*everyones
TetrisGuy · 26-30, M
Bah, silly amateur Grammar Nazi! "Everyones" is NOT a word. This is the possessive form of "everyone."