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Would you release me or pie me?

Imagine a scenario where I'm checking a set-up for a charity pie throwing event in the village hall. It's a couple of hours before the event. There's a table full of custard pies in front of a pillory. The pies look good but then, just for fun, I try out the pillory. I lift up the mechanism and insert my head and hands in the specially carved out niches when all of a sudden the upper block falls down. I try to get out but a locking system, that I previously didn't know existed, is preventing me. For ten minutes I struggle but it's no good. After waiting half an hour you turn up. Thank goodness! My saviour. You're going to let me out... yes... please?
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Usotsuki
Ready for some pie?
custardpied · 51-55, M
Oh no... okay I guess I asked for it.
Usotsuki
So, ready.
custardpied · 51-55, M
Yes I'm ready... go for it. I probably deserve it anyway.. but go gently... please!
Usotsuki
I have three pies. You better be ready.
custardpied · 51-55, M
Three! Oh my gosh. That will make a lot of mess. Let me have it!
Usotsuki
Ready?
custardpied · 51-55, M
Yes... after five hours I'm ready!
Usotsuki
I lost the need to want to do it.