Hve you ever used a time wand to turn a sparrow into a Tyrannosaurus Rex?

@Gumba1000 Do you want me to go & find Pete? I was with him on another website a while ago.

@DaveLister No but I will share a vindaloo

@Gumba1000 As long as you don`t turn it into a slobbering monster that only lager can kill.

@JustLikeGreta That wouldn`t be half as much fun.

@DaveLister Less mess to clean up. I think.

@JustLikeGreta Yeah, well, Kryten can do that, he likes cleaning up.