Ok. It’s time to confess. Many of you may have suspected this already, but I’ll now confirm my shameful truth…

I’m an unapologetic round Earther. I can’t help it! The earth is a sphere floating in space…no turtles involved 😔

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tobynshorty · 51-55, F

Thats really good to know!🙄

Zaphod42 · 51-55, M

@tobynshorty I know, you must be so disappointed 🌎

tobynshorty · 51-55, F

@Zaphod42 what happened to the 🐢?

Zaphod42 · 51-55, M

@tobynshorty Turns out, it’s actually 🐨 all the way down. Nary a turtle in sight 🤷‍♂

shinyplasticlove · 51-55, M

I was just thinking about that this morning. Let's pretend the Earth is flat. If the Earth was flat who benefits from the lie of it being round?

Magicianzini · M

@shinyplasticlove Those who need to hide what's at the edges.

BillyMack · 46-50, M

I’m waiting for someone to say that the earth is a cube

Zaphod42 · 51-55, M

@BillyMack Or fall back on Columbus’s argument that it’s pear shaped 😂

BillyMack · 46-50, M

@Zaphod42 that would be tricky to learn in school lol

bijouxbroussard · F

So…you looked in the sky, noticed that the sun was round, and the moon was also spherical—and went out on a limb ? 😉

Zaphod42 · 51-55, M

@bijouxbroussard I know, I know…it’s a stretch. But in spite of the complete lack of evidence (to the contrary) I’ve chosen to believe in Ball Earth 🌏

Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F

Proves how little you know 🙄 the earth is actually triangular

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Zaphod42 · 51-55, M

@Prettybratbi1tch Ha! Now I have you…it’s actually a cream cheese and chutney dip ball 😏

Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F

@Zaphod42 it's onion and sour cream

Zaphod42 · 51-55, M

@Prettybratbi1tch Heretic! 🙄

SageWanderer · 70-79, M

ElRengo · 70-79, M

ElRengo · 70-79, M

Noooooooooo turtles?

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