Did your religious studies teachers ever say some twisted stuff?
In high school we had this one who went on a 20 minute rant about how Islam is the religion of the devil because far more Christians are killed by Muslims each year, than Muslims are killed by Christians. I don't know why we atheists got dragged into his class, because if anything they just helped confirm our position. THAT IT'S ALL BARMY!!! Talking snakes and this one idiot who tried to be a preacher in Turkey and got arrested.