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@SarahAndSamantha me too, my knees hurt just thinking about it.
Oh no..remember
Miss Lucy had a baby,
she called him Tiny Tim
She put him in the bathtub
to see if he could swim.
He drank up all the water,
he ate up all the soap.
Oh no..remember
Miss Lucy had a baby,
she called him Tiny Tim
She put him in the bathtub
to see if he could swim.
He drank up all the water,
he ate up all the soap.
SarahAndSamantha · 46-50, F
@Bexsy I don't recognize that one, but reading the words I had the melody of this one in my head.
Miss Susie had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell
Miss Susie went to Heaven
the steamboat went to
hello operator
please give me number nine
and if you disconnect me,
I'll paddle your
Behind the refrigerator
there was a piece of glass
Miss Susie sat upon it and broke her little
ask me no more questions
tell me no more lies
the boys are in the girls' room
pulling down their flies
Miss Susie and her boyfriend
are kissing in the
D-A-R-K
D-A-R-K
D-A-R-K
[fast] DARK, DARK, DARK
dark is like a movie
a movie's like a show
a show is like a TV screen
and that is all I know
I know I know my mother
I know I know my pa
I know I know my sister
with the alligator bra
Miss Susie had a steamboat
the steamboat had a bell
Miss Susie went to Heaven
the steamboat went to
hello operator
please give me number nine
and if you disconnect me,
I'll paddle your
Behind the refrigerator
there was a piece of glass
Miss Susie sat upon it and broke her little
ask me no more questions
tell me no more lies
the boys are in the girls' room
pulling down their flies
Miss Susie and her boyfriend
are kissing in the
D-A-R-K
D-A-R-K
D-A-R-K
[fast] DARK, DARK, DARK
dark is like a movie
a movie's like a show
a show is like a TV screen
and that is all I know
I know I know my mother
I know I know my pa
I know I know my sister
with the alligator bra
@SarahAndSamantha i remember that one!
eyeno · M
ohno...!
ninalanyon · 61-69, T
@eyeno There's more:
Lyrics for 'Cinderella (Dressed in Yella)'
Cinderella dressed in yella,
Went upstairs to kiss her fella.
By mistake she kissed a snake,
How many doctors will it take?
Cinderella dressed in blue,
Went upstairs to tie her shoe,
By mistake she tied a knot,
How many knots will she make?
Cinderella dressed in green,
Went downtown to buy a ring,
By mistake she bought a fake,
How many days before it breaks?
Cinderella dressed in yella,
Went upstairs to kiss her fella.
By mistake she kissed a snake,
How many doctors will it take?
Cinderella dressed in blue,
Went upstairs to tie her shoe,
By mistake she tied a knot,
How many knots will she make?
Cinderella dressed in green,
Went downtown to buy a ring,
By mistake she bought a fake,
How many days before it breaks?
GeniUs · 56-60, M
My friend Billy's
got a six foot willy
he showed it to the girl next door
she thought it was a snake
and hit it with a rake
and now it's only 4 foot 4.
got a six foot willy
he showed it to the girl next door
she thought it was a snake
and hit it with a rake
and now it's only 4 foot 4.
Allelse · 36-40, M
Bloody hell that takes me back about 30 years, I remember my sister singing it when I was a kid.