I met a lady yesterday who is 103, and still an absolute raging alcoholic.

So people, I don’t have to change my ways. Dancing on a table to Florence and the Machine and then getting a pizza for the walk home is how I’m going to see these next 80 years out. Because that’s how Margaret got through the 20th century. Bless her cottons. ☺🍹🍻🥂🥴