I met a lady yesterday who is 103, and still an absolute raging alcoholic.

So people, I don’t have to change my ways. Dancing on a table to Florence and the Machine and then getting a pizza for the walk home is how I’m going to see these next 80 years out. Because that’s how Margaret got through the 20th century. Bless her cottons. ☺🍹🍻🥂🥴

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KatyO83 · 41-45, F

How's she kept going I was done at 30 and had to sober up

SW-User

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Protect her!
My gran lived to 104. Swore by a glass of sherry at lunch, and a nap.

Morvoren · F

@SW-User Mags is my friends grandmother , and some of the things she was saying were hilarious. The things only someone that old could say because they’ve seen and done everything. And the whole conversation was punctuated by her pouring and then draining glasses of red wine. 😂 Love it

StygianKohlrabi · 46-50, M

I guess if you're on the table your tits will be on the floor

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