What is your pick up line?

I just have to walk by my husband, put my hand on him and lock eyes with him for a few seconds and then start walking towards the bedroom . Works every time!

Asked a dude if he liked raisins once. When he declined I offered him a date 🤷‍♀️

Is that a gun in your pocket?

"I got candy and puppies in the back of my van!!!".

I lost my phone number...Can I have yours???

Me: What's your pick-up line?
She: <- usually doesn't matter ->
Me: Yes! That's cool!
She walks away in discust! 😔

Haven't worked one out. I've been out of that game for a long time.

Then you look at life and realize there are a lot out there

What is a pick up line? I do not believe I own one.

You don't need keys to drive me crazy 😄

Hey girl, wanna go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo and then Google all over your Facebook?

Get in my pants asap

I would tell you but it’ll go viral and won’t be cute anymore

You dropped something

I don't use lines tbf. I just point and grunt

Tell them to pick up the soap

Hey bb wana smash?

Hey girl you are the cholesterol that makes my heart skip a few beats

Would you like to see my man tits?