Guys remember to wait for the right woman that will treat you right!

Just sayin that while this is true, let the onion rings cool a bit before placing them on the said boner. Don’t ask me how I know.

Still waiting....

ewww

Bern waiting since 2011. I was engaged in 2011 for 3 months and that's all she wrote. They say there is someone for everybody but I call bs. I'm convinced that my other half is 2.5 million light years away in the Andromeda galaxy.

Words to live by
Lol

Been waiting a lifetime

Inspiring!!

😆😆😆😆😆😆

With my luck it would probably end up having to be transgender.

Why would I want her to have onion breath??

You're terrible Muriel😂

And do nuts