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Just sayin that while this is true, let the onion rings cool a bit before placing them on the said boner. Don’t ask me how I know.
WillaKissing · 56-60
@JustDJ76 Very true! And Not asking!
Tastyfrzz · 61-69, M
With my luck it would probably end up having to be transgender.
Livingwell · 61-69, M
Still waiting....
WillaKissing · 56-60
@Livingwell Me too!
zonavar68 · 51-55, M
@WillaKissing The wait never ends.
shinyplasticlove · 51-55, M
Bern waiting since 2011. I was engaged in 2011 for 3 months and that's all she wrote. They say there is someone for everybody but I call bs. I'm convinced that my other half is 2.5 million light years away in the Andromeda galaxy.
zonavar68 · 51-55, M
@shinyplasticlove Remember the 666-rule and 10-percent-rule of dating. You have to fulfil the 666-rule to have any real results and there's a 1 in 10 million chance of meeting the 'one'.
WillaKissing · 56-60
@zonavar68 If there is any "666-Rule" out there then I will not remember or honor it at all. Sorry we "WILL NOT" follow this advice or thinking!
Stuffy · 61-69, F
Words to live by
Lol
Lol
zonavar68 · 51-55, M
ewww
Tracos · 51-55, M
Been waiting a lifetime
WillaKissing · 56-60
@Tracos Me too!
Quimliqer · 70-79, M
Inspiring!!
Adec757 · 51-55, M
😆😆😆😆😆😆
TAReturns · M
Why would I want her to have onion breath??
WillaKissing · 56-60
@TAReturns Once she ate the onion rings put toothpaste on the end of your penis and tell her to work off the onion breath. There Glad I could help you out with your Per Dick A Mint there buddy!
OogieBoogie · F
You're terrible Muriel😂
candycane · 31-35, F
And do nuts
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