If I don't get married by 30, I'll make a marriage pact with one of you.

@Miram Noted. Also, because I adore elephants. I bought this from pakistan.

@Miram I love it. It's gorgeous

@BittersweetPotato I'm a carbie girl in a carbie world

@basilfawlty89 Better safe than sorry

@DrScissorhands SOLD to the weirdo with the goats

@HijabaDabbaDoo Woohoo

@Viper I don't want kids🚩

@HijabaDabbaDoo so no kids means they would all be mine 🤪

@Straylight you just brought back flashbacks of a hen/bachelorette party years ago. We got high and ended up in inflatanation which is exactly what it sounds like, an inflatable play area for adults.

This is a screenshot of a video where I fell down the stairs and laid in this dead corpse position longer than I should have.

@HijabaDabbaDoo I’d probably go more traditional. Drugs/alcohol, a buffet of strippers, set a police car on fire, voodoo rituals in a dangerous neighborhood, assassinate a dictator, etc.

@PepsiColaP why does your pfp look like it'd be friends with mine

@HijabaDabbaDoo because it would

@OhIsMe 5 years and 3 months 😩

@HijabaDabbaDoo I'll pact you. You deserve better than me but you could do worse.

@deadgerbil does flappy have a say in this or am I just gonna spring it up on him when he's airing out those legs

@LvChris these are dark times. Please bear with me