True or false ?

I'll go with true. I'm a pint of Haagen Dazs. ☺️

That explains why I have deer antlers and my droppings are Reeses Mini's.

Cheeseburgers are good

Basically

I am therefore composed of soup and crackers...noodles and sauce, cheese and veggies. Hmmm. Interesting! 🤔

Evidently false. My whiskers never changed to being soft and curly 😂

Nothing. I’m nothing.

{@nimbus] 🤷‍♂️so they say nimby

BACON....I WANT and probably am BACON!

True lol

Hmmm.... When I look in the mirror I see a person, but I'm not a cannibal. Unless...... the government is covering up just how serious the food shortages are, and what food we have is actually ..... "Soylent Green"!

True - and,as the old saying has it,some people are pretty much digging their own grave with a knife and fork.

Physically true...

I can’t eat after midnight 🕛

I am starting to look like Fat Bastard