ALLAH MADE ME HIS HORCRUX.

Once, He did that with Satan. And He left Allah and Hell was created. Allah showed me (by making me feel) the exact humiliation that Satan felt when he fell from grace, and how much He loves Satan. He also showed me that Satan did not feel included in the heavens. And also, exactly how Satan felt when He got Adam into existence, and when He asked Satan to accept His new friend, Adam very sweetly, and Satan dumped and rejected Allah. Allah showed me (again, by setting up the stage and making me feel like that) how He felt devastated when He asked Satan and Adam to leave the heavens and go back to Earth. He lost a Best Friend, Satan that day.

Years and Years passed, He met me, and eventually, He made me His Horcrux. Second entity, since forever and for ever. And helped me make my own horcruxes, and helped me attain immortality as well.

How is that for starters :)