In the beginning, there was no God.
Then the universe banged, expanding rapidly into a swarm of subatomic particles, freezing out of the vacuum energy of spacetime. Density and heat dropped enough, and there was light. And it was good.
Dark matter imbalace sowed the seeds of galaxy clusters, and galaxies, which were fruitful and made the first stars. And it was good.
Around these stars formed the first planets, and their many moons. And it was good.
Several generations of stars were born, lived, and died, enriching the interstellar medium with heavier elements, forged in their cores and supernovas. And it was good.
Eventually the Sun and Earth formed, and so began the passage of days and years. And it was good.
Then the planet Theia crashed into Earth and threw up a ring which made the Moon. That was not so good at first, but good later since it stabilized the Earth's wobble.
The Earth cooled and rain fell, for thousands of years, forming the waters. Volcanoes rose from the depths and pierced the waves: the first dry land. And it was good.
Life evolved in water, and later evolved to harvest the energy of sunlight. The first plants. They breathed carbon dioxide and exhaled oxygen. The rocks rusted. But it was good. (and don't forget the bacteria and fungi, they are good, too).
New creatures breathed this oxygen and exhaled carbon dioxide, and fed on the plants. The first animals. And it was good. Unless you got eaten, of course. The circle of life.
Life got complex which led to the first humans, then language, agriculture, civilization, writing (including alternate Bilbes). It was mostly good. Except for war, slavery, mysogeny, and some aspects of religion. People were fruitful and multiplied. And wrote books and filmed shows. And YouTube was born. Somewhat good. Especially funny cat videos.
And there still was no God. Only in one's imagination.
