What's your idea for a new religion?

Breastianity or Titslam 🤔


Sounds good

mine's "main course and dessert". everyone's supposed to bring me home cooked meals and fudge brownies everyday if they want their prayers to be answered. I'll eat as the peasants put their prayers in a jar. Then i shall teach them how to manifest these prayers. I'll also make merch for the church, and sunday's are for open brunch buffets where I recruit new members after members make convincing speeches about how they achieved their dreams and goals through me and me only.

I'm sure a lot of people could become very religious. 😂

Finally.

I can see the light.

And here I thought the best religion was pizza! I can see I was wrong

The cult of The Crimson lion. Join me brothers and sisters and i will lead you to true balance. 🦁

is that a marriage ceremony?
Where would the best man be located, in the pew? 🤨

Start my own cult. Multiple wives and mistresses. Have many babies. Preach the good word. 😉

are they fully naked or is this strapless dresses

You mean "new cult" - not "new religion".

Also, you're going to get prosecuted and jailed for public decency offenses in most places. Plus, sexual offenses must be something you've just read about, kiddo. Alcohol is also the leading cause of liver disease, various cancers and a factor in most sexual violence cases.

You're not doing to well, kiddo.

I see you in the middle

A religion I can get behind

Be and let be.

Sign me up!

I wonder is there is a bottomless arm of this religion too ?