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What's your idea for a new religion?

Mine is called Topless. There's no Creator over people and most attendees go topless to show their solidarity. Full body hugs are encouraged and there's always plenty of wine.
Breastianity or Titslam 馃

Sounds good
Buildingadoor26-30, F
mine's "main course and dessert". everyone's supposed to bring me home cooked meals and fudge brownies everyday if they want their prayers to be answered. I'll eat as the peasants put their prayers in a jar. Then i shall teach them how to manifest these prayers. I'll also make merch for the church, and sunday's are for open brunch buffets where I recruit new members after members make convincing speeches about how they achieved their dreams and goals through me and me only.
I'm sure a lot of people could become very religious. 馃槀
GuiltyBiStander26-30, F

I can see the light.
@GuiltyBiStander Praise be!
GuiltyBiStander26-30, F
@HollyW Hail Boobage 馃檶
Longpatrol31-35, M
And here I thought the best religion was pizza! I can see I was wrong
SarithBorn18-21, M
The cult of The Crimson lion. Join me brothers and sisters and i will lead you to true balance. 馃
@SarithBorn Long paws...
SarithBorn18-21, M
@HollyW Even in the moments of long awkward pauses we can find balance. 馃槆
is that a marriage ceremony?
Where would the best man be located, in the pew? 馃え
@Aliveshock He's getting his pea shooter ready. pew! pew!
He seems bashful.
Maybe he needs training to be comfortable with his nudity and strikes of lightning! 馃槆
Muthafukajones46-50, M
Start my own cult. Multiple wives and mistresses. Have many babies. Preach the good word. 馃槈
EdPajama26-30, M
are they fully naked or is this strapless dresses
@EdPajama It's a non-adult post. I improvised.
EdPajama26-30, M
nice love it @HollyW
jshm241-45, M
You mean "new cult" - not "new religion".

Also, you're going to get prosecuted and jailed for public decency offenses in most places. Plus, sexual offenses must be something you've just read about, kiddo. Alcohol is also the leading cause of liver disease, various cancers and a factor in most sexual violence cases.

You're not doing to well, kiddo.
@jshm2 You sound like a fun person .
I see you in the middle
@TxOutlawTyler How did you know?
@HollyW I don鈥檛 see boobs lol
@HollyW can we chat plz
AmericanBroad26-30, F
A religion I can get behind
Be and let be.
badminton61-69, MVIP
I wonder is there is a bottomless arm of this religion too ?
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@Loves2massage4u It's a feel good religion.
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