What's your idea for a new religion?

After hours: fervent 'prayer'
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Breastianity or Titslam 🤔


Sounds good

mine's "main course and dessert". everyone's supposed to bring me home cooked meals and fudge brownies everyday if they want their prayers to be answered. I'll eat as the peasants put their prayers in a jar. Then i shall teach them how to manifest these prayers. I'll also make merch for the church, and sunday's are for open brunch buffets where I recruit new members after members make convincing speeches about how they achieved their dreams and goals through me and me only.

I'm sure a lot of people could become very religious. 😂

And here I thought the best religion was pizza! I can see I was wrong

Finally.

I can see the light.

A religion I can get behind

The cult of The Crimson lion. Join me brothers and sisters and i will lead you to true balance. 🦁

is that a marriage ceremony?
Where would the best man be located, in the pew? 🤨

Start my own cult. Multiple wives and mistresses. Have many babies. Preach the good word. 😉

are they fully naked or is this strapless dresses

I see you in the middle

Be and let be.

Sign me up!

I wonder is there is a bottomless arm of this religion too ?