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assemblingaknob · 26-30, F
mine's "main course and dessert". everyone's supposed to bring me home cooked meals and fudge brownies everyday if they want their prayers to be answered. I'll eat as the peasants put their prayers in a jar. Then i shall teach them how to manifest these prayers. I'll also make merch for the church, and sunday's are for open brunch buffets where I recruit new members after members make convincing speeches about how they achieved their dreams and goals through me and me only.