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A Short Guide to Comparative Religions

Taoism Shit happens.
Confucianism Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Buddhism If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen Buddhism What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism This shit happened before.
Mormonism This shit is going to happen again.
Islam If shit happens, it is the Will of Allah.
Stoicism This shit is its own reward.
Protestantism Let this shit happen to someone else.
Calvinism Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Pentecostalism In Jesus' name, heal this shit!
Catholicism Shit happens because you deserve it.
Judaism Why does this shit always happen to us?
Zoroastrianism Shit happens half the time.
Marxism This shit is going to hit the fan.
Atheism No shit.
Seventh Day Adventist No shit on Saturdays.
Existentialism Absurd shit.
Agnosticism What is this shit?
Nihilism Who gives a shit?
Deconstruction Shit happens in hegemonic meta-narratives.
Christian Science Shit is in your mind.
Moonies Only happy shit really happens.
Jehovah's Witnesses Knock, Knock, shit happens.
Scientology Shit happens on page 152 of Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard
Hare Krishna Shit happens, Rama Rama.
Hedonism There's nothing like a good shit happening.
Rastafarianism Let's smoke this shit.
ABCDEF7 · M
It clearly tells the ignorance about various religions of the writer of these words. A good example of how ignorant thinks.
lilymaesixty1 · 56-60, F
[@1226902,Jean48] i just looked at a few of your other attacks to normal people. YOU ARE AN ANTI-BIDEN REPUBLICAN! It makes so much more sense now. Your aggressive attacks. your ignorance and cruelty. your misguided ideals. your reading too much about useless crap and then misinterpreting their point. Whew! i was worried you were contagious. but it turns out you are just a Republican.
ABCDEF7 · M
[@1200785,lilymaesixty1] You might not have written it, but you finds it correct and make fun of different faiths without really understanding them. If you don't know about This is not just being ignorant.
lilymaesixty1 · 56-60, F
[@657449,ABCDEF7] I think people have gone crazy with all of this nonsense where you can't make fun of something even when you are making fun of everybody. this oversensitivity is fake and phoney and you don't care about any of this. it is not saying anything not one thing bad about any religion what so ever. but your type of person that has to jump down the throat of anyone that makes a simple joke about anything is nothing more than a troll...you need to open your mind up a bit. if you can not make fun of yourself than you are not human at all. Nothing in that list is insulting. YOU ARE INSULTING!
GovanDUNNY · 36-40, M
Well What do you think
lilymaesixty1 · 56-60, F
[@1226902,Jean48] Alot of critics think this book is a lot of boo hocky. and to pull Mao into the conversation as your argument? he was a Marxist Leninist. So who cares about his religious beliefs? That is like me giving a crap what kind of diet Hitler was on. Your point is moot. Why don't we discuss what Manson's religious views were? Like that would matter. If someone is insane, it doesn't matter what their views are on anything except why they killed so many people.
Jean48 · 70-79, F
Mao was an atheist. You are just deluded if you think otherwise. He killed thousands if not millions of believers. You appear a fanatic trying to prove idiocies [@1200785,lilymaesixty1]
lilymaesixty1 · 56-60, F
[@1226902,Jean48] the leader now is also an atheist. and your point? you don't have one. and yes, i was deluded enough to think that insane people have better things to do than attack an innocent person posting a funny list on this site. but no, some insane people have nothing better to do than annoy nice people
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Max13 · 26-30, M
[@1200785,lilymaesixty1] That is аttitude never change , behaviour change it .
Keep money for уоur bread and sugar , not anything more it .
lilymaesixty1 · 56-60, F
[@1211871,Max13] why do you put IT at the end of every sentence? it is confusing to me? were you taught that? or is it some sentence structuring differences between English and what ever your language is?
Max13 · 26-30, M
[@1200785,lilymaesixty1] To make you smile .
Nanori · 26-30, F
Rofl

I didn't know half those religions existed
DeWayfarer · 61-69, M
Changism, change this sh*t quick! 🙃😈😁
SledgeHammer · 41-45, M
Holy shit!
Pretzel · 61-69, M
thanks for making me snort
lilymaesixty1 · 56-60, F
[@15458,Pretzel] you are welcome
Forgetmeknot · 41-45, C
You just made me realize I'm a headonist 😂
Jean48 · 70-79, F
Thanks for this study in ignorance!

 
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