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A Short Guide to Comparative Religions

Taoism Shit happens.
Confucianism Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Buddhism If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen Buddhism What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism This shit happened before.
Mormonism This shit is going to happen again.
Islam If shit happens, it is the Will of Allah.
Stoicism This shit is its own reward.
Protestantism Let this shit happen to someone else.
Calvinism Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Pentecostalism In Jesus' name, heal this shit!
Catholicism Shit happens because you deserve it.
Judaism Why does this shit always happen to us?
Zoroastrianism Shit happens half the time.
Marxism This shit is going to hit the fan.
Atheism No shit.
Seventh Day Adventist No shit on Saturdays.
Existentialism Absurd shit.
Agnosticism What is this shit?
Nihilism Who gives a shit?
Deconstruction Shit happens in hegemonic meta-narratives.
Christian Science Shit is in your mind.
Moonies Only happy shit really happens.
Jehovah's Witnesses Knock, Knock, shit happens.
Scientology Shit happens on page 152 of Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard
Hare Krishna Shit happens, Rama Rama.
Hedonism There's nothing like a good shit happening.
Rastafarianism Let's smoke this shit.

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GovanDUNNY · M

Well What do you think

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DIABLISS

@GovanDUNNY shit definitely happens

Grvstu · 70-79, F

Atheism is the sh*t of ignorance @DIABLISS

GovanDUNNY · M

@DIABLISS especially has over the last 18months

DIABLISS

@Grvstu i am an atheist and i am the least ignorant person i know

DIABLISS

@GovanDUNNY i am sorry

Grvstu · 70-79, F

You certainly don’t know many peopke then! You live in the land of the dumb? 😃@DIABLISS

GovanDUNNY · M

@DIABLISS you havent done anything to be sorry for Lil

DIABLISS

@Grvstu There is no mystical old grey haired bearded dude...sitting on a throne of cloud. he doesn't know everything. he doesn't see everything. And if he was real, he would have changed this mess by now.

Grvstu · 70-79, F

Of course there isn’t. He is an invention of the tiny minds of the atheists to give them something not to believe in. We don’t believe in him either. Now go to sleep and rest your little 3lb brain. Sounds as if it’s overheating! @DIABLISS

Nanori · F

@Grvstu another salty religos person, you sure do introduce your God very well

DIABLISS

@Grvstu Of course you are rude...all religious people are. They murdered pillaged and raped in the name of their religion. And atheists didn't invent the grey old guy image, you pretentious hypocritical "religious" people did. and at least i have a brain...all 152 IQ points. What is yours? 100?🤪

Grvstu · 70-79, F

Well how do you respond to nonsense? @Nanori

Nanori · F

@Grvstu certainly not like a 12 years old kid about to hit puberty

DIABLISS

@Grvstu The list is famous and sold billions of mugs hats posters and t-shirts. you probably didn't understand the humor

Grvstu · 70-79, F

As atheists murdered at least 100 million people in peacetime last century I don’t think you have any cause for gloating. If yo7 have that IQ ((which I doubt) pity you Don’t use some of your supposed brainpower for actually thinking. And actually reading some history. @DIABLISS

Grvstu · 70-79, F

No a one year old! @Nanori

DIABLISS

@Grvstu WHERE DID YOU PULL THAT NUMBER OUT OF? What 100 million? you are childish and ridiculous

Grvstu · 70-79, F

You are obviously unacquainted with history, now go and read some BOOKS! Yes those things with pages@DIABLISS

DIABLISS

@Grvstu what books would have such unsubstantiated nonsense? a book of fables? are you sending this from a mental institute? and you couldn't make one reference because you are making this up...troll...or worse. Religious troll

Grvstu · 70-79, F

Try Jung Chand Mao The Unknown Story@DIABLISS

DIABLISS

@Grvstu and i read 5 books at a time....depending on what i am in the mood for. and i am not including mic books or bathroom books which is apparently what you are into...since "shit happens" seems to have hit a nerve

Grvstu · 70-79, F

Well you need to read some decent literature then. You appear to have been filling your mind with nonsense. Your problem is what goes in. You fill your mind with nonsense and it will regurgitate nonsense like your regurgitating at the moment. It doesn’t matter what your IQ is.@DIABLISS

DIABLISS

@Grvstu you are not a sane person. you attacked some silly cute list (that has been famous as long as i have been around) and take it so seriously that you come off like one of those maniacs that kills doctors for doing abortions or burns down a building because they hire blacks or kill a couple because they voted for a democrat. All of those were religious nuts who need to be in a hospital.

you took something amusing and funny and ruined the thread because you are childish and cruel. Like every extremist religious person i have ever met. you are dangerous.

The books i read mostly are classics. i am certain that you are burning your copies of such great works in your bonfire as we speak.

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DIABLISS

@Grvstu you are a kook. i only posted a very old and very wise list that you just don't understand. now go take your meds.

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