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A Short Guide to Comparative Religions

Taoism Shit happens.
Confucianism Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Buddhism If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen Buddhism What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism This shit happened before.
Mormonism This shit is going to happen again.
Islam If shit happens, it is the Will of Allah.
Stoicism This shit is its own reward.
Protestantism Let this shit happen to someone else.
Calvinism Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Pentecostalism In Jesus' name, heal this shit!
Catholicism Shit happens because you deserve it.
Judaism Why does this shit always happen to us?
Zoroastrianism Shit happens half the time.
Marxism This shit is going to hit the fan.
Atheism No shit.
Seventh Day Adventist No shit on Saturdays.
Existentialism Absurd shit.
Agnosticism What is this shit?
Nihilism Who gives a shit?
Deconstruction Shit happens in hegemonic meta-narratives.
Christian Science Shit is in your mind.
Moonies Only happy shit really happens.
Jehovah's Witnesses Knock, Knock, shit happens.
Scientology Shit happens on page 152 of Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard
Hare Krishna Shit happens, Rama Rama.
Hedonism There's nothing like a good shit happening.
Rastafarianism Let's smoke this shit.

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ABCDEF7 · M

It clearly tells the ignorance about various religions of the writer of these words. A good example of how ignorant thinks.

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Grvstu · 70-79, F

Yes and the fact that nothing happens with atheists tells you how empty headed atheists are @ABCDEF7

ABCDEF7 · M

@Grvstu It is useless to discuss about baseless & illogical articles.

Grvstu · 70-79, F

Like atheism. 😆@ABCDEF7

ABCDEF7 · M

@Grvstu Believing without trying to know and experience makes atheist more ignorant.

Grvstu · 70-79, F

Absolutely. Ignorance is the root of atheism@ABCDEF7

DIABLISS

@ABCDEF7 that is where the humor is...it is the general publics opinion about religions...however on a simpler level, all religions are basically the same

Grvstu · 70-79, F

I think you are very ignorant about religion. You mean that Hinduism believes in 300 million gods is the same as Judaism which believes in one God?@DIABLISS

DIABLISS

@ABCDEF7 i was almost a nun. i was very religious for 14 years. Then i realized after educating myself and considering the world and different religious beliefs that it is poppycock.

Grvstu · 70-79, F

So it is her psychological reaction@DIABLISS

DIABLISS

@Grvstu religion is the root of All evil.

Grvstu · 70-79, F

You mean like the Bolshevicks, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pit, etc@DIABLISS

ABCDEF7 · M

@DIABLISS
[quote]it is the general publics opinion about religions..[/quote]
You mean this opinion has been drafted after international referendum? and not written by a person or group of persons?

ABCDEF7 · M

@DIABLISS [quote]after educating myself and considering the world and different religious beliefs[/quote]

So you must be very well informed and knowledgeable about most religions.

DIABLISS

@Grvstu the amount of gods do not matter. the mystical stories are all stolen from Aesops fables to Roman and Greek Mythology...which is alot older than Christianity. and the funniest part is how all you so called religious Christians hate Jewish people so much. Jesus was Jewish. How can you hate Jews when Jesus was Jewish. just because he invented a new religion doesn't mean he wasn't still Jewish. so you are hating Jesus. Me? personally? i love Jesus. I think he was a great dude. a powerful and persuasive and passionate man.

DIABLISS

@ABCDEF7 Wow you are as funny as Jean. it doesn't matter who wrote it. it was meant to be funny...ya know with humor.

Grvstu · 70-79, F

We don’t hate Jews. Where did you get that idea from? One of your books of fairy tales? @DIABLISS

Grvstu · 70-79, F

Yes. Just the usual atheist nonsense. Like Edward Lear @DIABLISS

ABCDEF7 · M

@DIABLISS It mentions one religion as "Hinduism". There is actually no religion like "Hindu". Hindu is just a geographical identity. Tell me any religious/holy book of what you call Hindu/Hinduism with chapter & page/verse reference of the mention of word "Hindu".

DIABLISS

@Grvstu I have been to almost all churches. anything that was available in America. They are, from my personal experience...the same

DIABLISS

@Grvstu what?

DIABLISS

@Grvstu i could name a million leaders who were religious nuts that killed millions. but i am sure you already know who they are...personally

DIABLISS

@ABCDEF7 enough....and enough was enough

Grvstu · 70-79, F

As atheists killed at least 100 million last century you have a head start @DIABLISS

DIABLISS

@Grvstu yes you do. you hate anyone that doesn't fit into your tight little idea about what a person is suppose to believe in. just like other tightly wound twisted self hating life hating religious people.
if you look back at your first three responses to this thread, you will see that you were on the attack and extremely rude. and childish. all i did was post a perfectly lovely and humorous famous list about religions as a whole.

Grvstu · 70-79, F

Well as all the hate speech is coming from you O would say that applies to you! 😊@DIABLISS

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