According to research, the fastest way to calm a man down is to give him a bj

I knew one of the personalities is secretly a man 🤔

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Lugubri0 · 56-60, M

All in the cause of science 🙄

@Lugubri0 Social experiments and all that

Lugubri0 · 56-60, M

@DrScissorhands I wonder if it was a randomised blind study 🤔

@Lugubri0 I'm pretty sure that's the entire plot of some adult video somewhere

Tbh if I'm angry I will stab anyone who touches me 👀

*touches you with a five foot pole*

Degbeme · 70-79, M

This is news to me. Although I`ll never find out. 🤭

bookerdana · M

At least this TacoBell is hairless

tacobell · 26-30, M

@DrScissorhands but blue from the bruising

@tacobell A zealot really wanted their taco

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