I Want a Girlfriend

@Luna - I state again, there is NO age requirement... And country of origin can be discussed at the first interview :p

@ExtremeNext - Well, that confirms something I have suspected for a long time... It's the size of a guy's wallet that's important :p

@Thisisme - Why would you think that? I don't discriminate because of age, colour, or creed...

I am an equal opportunities potential partner :D

Maybe they are trying to gather their credentials and recalling their experience so they can come up with something for you lol ...

I have tried nice (disaster), enigmatic, honest, friendly, eccentric, brooding, aloof... etc etc etc

Nothing works. I am now reduced to begging... lol :p

I demand to know what you earn ? Anything under 100,000 a year, keep looking :)

@Amazing - At least one applicant would have been nice... lol

Wow, those pictures must be getting around?! :o

Can't remember. I was a teenager maybe. I have alzheimers remember 😜

@Starry - Rough?? You could use it as sandpaper!

You women... All you want me for is my great sense of humour, amazing personality, and massive intellect!

Yes, I took my turns :p

Lol wishing the best for you....

@ Quiz haha 🤐

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@Carissimi - The winner?? lol.... hardly a winner :p

Well, at this rate the first person to apply gets the position, whichever position they prefer ;)

I have narrowed it down to 'someone else', apart from that I am pretty laid back regarding the selection process

By that point I will probably be using a walking frame and suffer from impotence and a weak bladder. Maybe it's just not my destiny. This is not a new thing for me... I've spent most of my life single.

No, I don't go out. I would never dream of approaching anyone in a public place though. It would be impolite...

No... That I have a lot to offer... lol 😉

It might happen. But just in case it doesn't I will book my place at that monastery x.

Only if you are rude but if you are polite and you speak from your heart then it could turn to something beautiful....you need to be bold and find your inspiration...I know you have a lot to offer to someone

Hey Quiz..I know you're a good catch...if anyone comes to mind I will be sure to send their resume and pic along ;)

I've not had what I would deem to be 'proper' long term relationships.

@Enchanted - Oh I gave up already... I have decided to drink tea laced with bromide and go join a monastery :'(

I like the age test.
Not many people under 25 know what handwriting is.

Good luck quiz.

So, I apply to be my own partner... Isn't that kinda what I am doing already? :o

You never had a relationship before until now you are thinking to be attach or hitch to someone....like a longing to love and be loved

@Amazing - If I wait much longer I am not going to be capable of er... you know...

Great Hehe..those things are all wonderful attributes...and I know you have a few more hidden away.

Of course it does. You are the one doing the hiring. It's your show.

Lol then you should do an interview because some might just be good on paper ...

@Quest - I just see a lot of excuses as to why people cannot apply! lol :p

How many interviews before you choose the winner?

Not a good idea lol but when u find her your match role playing that is fun...

@ExtremeNext - Even when a guy 'knows what he is doing?' lol :p

@Quest - You've never watched Austin Powers? :o

😄 Good luck! You forgot enclose current picture.

Did you write what you're looking for?

It strikes me, it's doesn't seem to matter what I think...

Been there... Tried that!

Oh well, back to drawing eyes and lipstick on my hand again! Sigh...

Lol be positive it will happen do u ever go out like places to meet people not just SW

Look at all the choices you have Quiz

You know, you have a good sense of humor and dry wit. Try that.

Quiz, you'll never get a girlfriend thinking that way.

Its the only thing at matters 🤔

I am very unlucky in matters of love (or lust)

My father always told me, "if I fell into a barrel of nipples I would climb out sucking my thumb..." Oddly apt!

@WomansButt - You know more than me then... Not often I say that either, lol :p

I fail ... Age requirement and country of origin😁😎

That rumour is spreading... lol x

No, I am not particularly shy

Nooooo :/

Did you at least take your turns?lol