I Want a Girlfriend

Now accepting applications.

Please provide a handwritten covering letter and full CV stressing previous experience.

(Well, a guy has to try!)

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SW-User

I am very unlucky in matters of love (or lust)

My father always told me, "if I fell into a barrel of nipples I would climb out sucking my thumb..." Oddly apt!