I Want a Girlfriend

Now accepting applications.

Please provide a handwritten covering letter and full CV stressing previous experience.

(Well, a guy has to try!)

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SW-User

By that point I will probably be using a walking frame and suffer from impotence and a weak bladder. Maybe it's just not my destiny. This is not a new thing for me... I've spent most of my life single.