If the question was, 'Oh my God, what have you done to my new sheets, it looks like an ape slept in them'?

What would be your considered and thoughtful answer?

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Homo Sapiens are in fact members of the biological group known as Great Apes along with Chimpanzees, Gorillas and Orangutans.

AndysLoft · 56-60, M

@redredred Indded they are my dear fellow but they do not tend to share our sleeping arrangements.

redredred · M

I’ll bet a few chimps would if they could. Other great apes aren’t stupid and a nice, comfy warm bed would probably appeal to them. @AndysLoft

AndysLoft · 56-60, M

I am sure they would old chap.