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If the question was, 'Oh my God, what have you done to my new sheets, it looks like an ape slept in them'?

What would be your considered and thoughtful answer?
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Pretzel · 61-69, M
I would scratch under my armpits and make gorilla noises
AndysLoft · 56-60, M
@Pretzel Good idea. I will give that a try and see if my wife will let me drink again.